Harry

Sorry or you're welcome, he's not quite like the Harry from Rowling's page.

• likes to save the day/world/everything/everyone
• steals people's clothes
• mourns the loss of damp garments
• jokes....badly
• enjoys throwing raisin, quills, rocks, clothes
• adore shepard's pie
• avoids Hermy
• came up with the thing about Fridays
• is a git
• likes to do the unexpected--spur of the moment
• is slow on the uptake
• likes to help people
• is a chair
• shoulder's absolutely no responsibility regarding Voldie
• feels uncomfortable when other people are sad

That was quite redundant but I hope that made it easier to understand.