#2

It started with my away msg.

Adamantly, Harry crossed his arms and refused to perform a strip tease.

"NO! That would make me no better than the common garden slut!"

Isabelle quirked an eyebrow. "How is that a problem for you?"

Harry looked down his nose at her. "I'm capable of much sluttier things!"

Isabelle's attentions turned to Draco, who suddenly decided that she would not be able to bend him to her will.

"I cannot be tamed to your will!" he shouted melodramatically.

She found his behavior rather becoming of a young man and in an attempt to rouse him, stated while throwing a pillow, "You remind me of someone. You're like an old man. Boring and no fun what-so-ever!"

In midst of Draco returning her challenge with another pillow, Harry thoughtfully commented to the air.

"You mean Dumbledore? Yeah, he's never any fun. He doesn't even like spankings. "

Draco choked on a combination feathers and uncontrollable bouts of laughter as Isabelle tried in vain to resist Harry's humorous charm.